Gold announces third annual modern christmas crackers. This oldfashioned celebration features a craft fair, pioneer demonstrations, childrens activities, food and a special appearance by santa claus. The channel called for the british public to vote for their favourite christmas cracker jokes in 2016 and it was a gag about brexit that took the top spot, with a. Tv channel gold challenges individuals from across the nation to craft topical and witty christmas cracker jokes for 2019 competition. We are looking for students who would be interested in playing as part of a bhs team for the kowloon west table tennis competition. Annual christmas crackers joke competition launches news. Christmas show 2017 show jumping league 7 of 12 15. If you are a winner, the prize will be displayed on screen. If you arent lucky today, come back tomorrow to try again.
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